You know you are doing too much AIESEC things when:
1 - You go more to conferences, lectures, trainings, seminars, meetings etc than to real parties.
2 - Listen to the music that your friends never heard of.
3 - You know how to dance that music.
4 - At college, when you have to do group work, you insist to open postulation to the OC.
5 - You call your mom and dad stakeholders.
6 - You speak more English than your mother language.
7 - You never give opinions, but offer inputs.
8 - You don't accept gifts because they "don't follow branding guidelines".
9 - When you first think in the Holy Trinity, you think of @XP, Culture of Excellence and Branding.
10 - Your boyfriend or girlfriend is used to hear "ILY" instead of "I Love You".
11 - All your friends are tired of saying "no, I don't want to bring a trainee to my company".
12 - Before kissing someone, you first wonder how many points she/he is worth, not if you like her/him.
13 - You got a small lecture ready for any time when anyone asks "what is AIESEC?"
14 - You make a PowerPoint presentation to convince your dad to give you more money.
15 - Ask to your friends "feedbacks" on how your haircut looks like.
16 - Answer your home phone like that: "[your name], AIESEC, good morning"
17 - Call your parents saying "Hi, here is [your name] from AIESEC".
18 - When you have doubts in a school subject, you ask for the help of a mentor.
19 - In a wedding, you start to punch the table and shout "this is table number one, where is table number two?"
20 - Your MSN nickname is something like "John LCVP ER @PA BAZI People is cool- "I hate aiesec.net"
21 - 60% of your MSN friends have similar nicknames.
22 - Call "Alumnus" old school friends.
23 - Call old school friends gatherings as a "conference".
24 - Insist to make an output of that "conference" for a planning of the future gatherings.
25 - In a party, talking to someone is "show interest". Kissing is "matched". Having sex is "realized". Having sex again is "re-raised".
26 - If you decide to not go to class, it?s a decision based on the credit policy.
27 - It's up to you to get this list longer...